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Looking for some hilarious (or at least, groan-worthy) hiking puns for your next Instagram post? I’ve got you covered!
As a freelance writer, I often find myself suppressing my puns in client work, which means they have to come out somewhere. 🙂 If you’ve ever hiked with me, you know I’m spewing dad jokes at every switchback.
I hope you enjoy my cheesy hiking and camping puns! If you use them on Instagram, I’d love to see. You can tag me at @bonjourbecky.
- Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill-areas.
- What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!
- What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still no eye deer!
- Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
- See those rocks? Don’t take ’em all for granite.
- Hiked it, liked it.
- This hike rocked.
- Why did the hipster die? He got caught in the mainstream.
- (by a river/stream) This is my kind of streaming.
- (by a river/stream) Manic pixie stream girl
- (by a lake) My kind of Laker girls
- Side rustle
- Netflix and chill? More like Trailmix and Hill.
- Hey, did you hear the joke about the hill? I couldn’t get over it!
- These boots were made for hikin’
- May the forest be with you.
- Hiking can be a pine in the ass, but I love it
- To summit all up…we had a great time 🙂
- Leaf your troubles behind and go on a hike
- These trees are unbe-leaf-ably beautiful!
- Two’s company, tree’s a crowd
- Wood you like to go camping with me?
- (for socially distanced hikes) Just trying to moun-tain my distance
- (for socially distanced hikes) Basking and masking in the sunshine
- There’s snow place like home (or Washington, or wherever you are!)
- First branch, then brunch
- What did you say? I lost my terrain of thought!
- This hike really peaked my interest.
- Dew-n’t you love to walk in the woods?
- Gorge-ous views as far as the eye canyon see
- Come hill or high water, we’ll keep hiking
- I could bear-ly finish this hike
- Searching for the mountain of youth
- Bear with me here…
- You trek a lot. Don’t you Everest?
- You need a change of altitude!
- This hike was climb and punishment
- Actions peak louder than words
- Keep your eyes on the rise!
- Don’t get your slopes up
- These boots were made for hikin’
- I’m all a-boot hiking
- Hiking really Alps clear my mind
- (on a climbing trip) Love this supportive boulder holder
- (on a climbing trip) It’s a hard rock life
- I’m a succa for the yucca
- Are you oak-ay? Yeah, I’m pine!
- These are my buds
- These are my birches
- I fernly beleaf my puns are qualitree
- Last bud not least, we went hiking
- Make like a tree and leaf!
- Getting to the top was such a re-leaf
- This is Andes-cent exposure
- Hiking and happiness go hand in hand…or foot in boot.
- Hey, water you doing tonight?
- She told me to take a hike, so I did.
- Put the petal to the metal
- You grow, girl
- Putting the “bliss” in blisters
- Getting blisters with my sisters
- Toe-ing the line between fun and torture
- You need special gear for hiking…and a bit of a special soul as well.
- These people are my sole-mates.
- Resting beach face.
- Love these gulls and buoys
- I’d be lost without these friends (and our GPS)
- I like big buttes and I cannot lie
- A great place to hit rock bottom
- Let’s rock and roll!
- Adventure, served on the rocks
- This was a pretty gneiss hike
- Power to the pebbles
- I don’t wanna chalk about it
- I’m sensing some tents-ion
- Packing up camp really raises the stakes
- Missed-stakes were made
- For all in-tents and purposes, camping is pretty cool
- I could go camping forest of my life
- The s’more, the merrier!
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